Don't Trip Over That Mountain - Hiking in Uetilberg Switzerland

View of the Alps surrounding Uetlberg Switzerland

If you have read any of my blogs or if you follow me on Facebook you probably already know that I love Switzerland.  You will probably also know that I have a tendency to trip or fall when I am on a vacation.  I've tripped in Paris.  I've broken my ankle in Chiang Mai, Thailand.  I broke my camera falling over a sand dune in Ocean City, Maryland.  I don't consider myself clumsy.  As a matter of fact I think I am quite agile.   So after three visits to Switzerland it was just a matter of time before I tripped over a mountain. 

We visited Zurich, Switzerland in 2017.   I was excited.  I had first visited Zurich in 2003 several years before I had met Mark.  I fell in love with Zurich.   While there I took the train up to the top of Zurich's only mountain Uetilberg.  I had read there was an easy hiking trail there with a beautiful view of Zurich below.  There was also a famous restaurant at the top of the trail name the Uto Kulm.  Before out trip in 2017 I had told Mark all about Uetilberg and Uto Klum so he too was looking forward to going there.   Our trip to Zurich was part of one of our Virtual Tourist travel group meetings.    Most of our friends in the group had planned a day trip out of Zurich.  We decided instead of taking the planned bus tour we would take the day to hike the trail at Uetilberg and convinced our sister from across the pond, Gillian, to go with us. 

Mark and Gillian on the trail to the top of Uetilberg

It was a beautiful day and the weather was perfect for the hike.  It was not a long trail and was an easy hike.  There are other more aggressive trails from the bottom of the mountain that can be taken, but we took the train to the Uetilberg station and walked from there instead.  As you can see I am usually behind Mark and Gillian when we go somewhere taking photos of everything.  I have many photos of Mark's back in cities, trails, and beaches and quite a few of Gillian also.

In the photo of Gillian and Mark walking you will notice some  unusual deer like sculptures with lights on their antlers lining the trail.   I became fascinated with them on my first visit to Uetilberg in 2003.  During our brief train ride up the mountain I think I must have told Gillian and Mark about them too many times and about how excited I was to see them again.  The sculptures are odd and unusual and that's probably why I like them so much.

Bruno Weber Fantasy deer sculpture on the trail in Uetilberg

Bruno Weber was a Swiss artist and architect.  From 1991 to 2003 Weber was responsible for the sculptural decorations on Uetilberg mountain leading up to the Uto Klum.  The decorations include the fantasy deer street lamps and the park benches on the summit.

Larry on Bruno Weber bench 2003 - Uetilberg

Mark, Gillian and I had fun arguing about what the sculptures were supposed to represent.  I said moose.  Mark and Gillian said they were deer.   We decided they were Dermoose's.   When we returned home my internet research proved that I was wrong.  They are fantasy deer and not moose.  But to me they will always be a moose.  Art is how you interpret it. 

After hiking the trail we found ourselves on top of Uetilberg where I had promised Gillian and Mark a beautiful view and a glass of wine at Uto Klum. 

Viewing Zurich from Uetilberg

And there is the view I had promised them.   You can see all Zurich from the top of the mountain and you don't need a drone for the photographs.

Uto Klum - 4 star restaurant and hotel on the top of  Uetilberg

Then to keep my last promise we had a wonderful lunch and that glass of wine at Uto Klum.  It is a beautiful 4 star restaurant with a beautiful view of the Alps behind it and Lake Zurich and the city below it.

Wine with a view - Uto Klum on the top of Uetilberg above Zurich

We took some time to climb the tower on the summit also.  There is a small fee to climb the tower but it is worth the cost for the view.

Larry climbing  the tower at Uetilberg 

After lunch it was time to start our decline and follow the trail back to the train station.   The trail is not too steep.  But still I took my time and was cautious.  With my history of tripping while on holiday I did not want to take any chances.   We laughed at the deer/moose sculptures once more on the way back down.  And we reached the bottom of the trail without incidence.  There were some small steps at the end of the trail which should not have been an issue for any sane agile person.   But we are talking about me here.   I reached the very last small step and turned around to say something to Gillian and Mark and it happened.   The very last step and down I go.   I ripped the knees out of my pants I was wearing and cut and bruised my knees.    Gillian went into the train station to get some wet paper towels and Mark helped my put the wet towels on my sore knees and helped stop the bleeding.   So I spent my last two days in Zurich limping and grumbling about my knees hurting.  But the good part was that I had a great story to share with the other Virtural Tourist friends at dinner that night.  We went out for fondue at a very nice restaurant in Zurich and I got to share the story of me tripping over the mountain in Uetilberg.

Mark and I are traveling with Gillian in November 2019 to Hawaii.  I am requesting she bring bubble wrap for me so she and Mark can wrap me up for protection.

Larry with the Bruno Weber deer in 2003

Larry with the Bruno Weber deer in 2017

8th Grade Art History and Rome 2016

  

Surrounded by at at the Vatican Museum my last day in Rome

My father could sketch a little.  My cousin Junior, his nephew, was an artist who did beautiful water color landscapes. My brother's daughter Amanda draws beautiful portraits.  My sister could draw a little.  My ex wife drew very well.  My daughter Katie is an excellent artist. The Sampson's had artistic genes.  MY MOTHER COULD NOT DRAW.  She had absolutely no talent  at all for drawing.  My Aunt Louise, my mother's sister, could not draw.  My mother's mother, my beloved /grandmother had no artistic talent at all. The Roth's could not draw.   My name may be Sampson but the lack of artistic ability is pure Roth. I can not draw anything.  Even my stick men look like a five year old drew them. 

My two nightmares in school were gym and art class.  I could not catch a soft ball or throw a football.  I was raised in a holiness church and I can you now I experienced sanctification praying to the Holy Spirit to keep that softball away from me in the outfield.  Whoever said you can't pray in school never stood next to me in gym class.  Had it rained every time I prayed for rain on gym day my home town would have been washed down the Chesapeake Bay many years ago.  My junior high and high school gym teachers were good men.  They never made fun of me or made me feel inadequate.  Although I already felt that way they never encouraged it.  I always was graded a B in gym class.  Years later I talked with one of my gym teachers and asked him why he always gave me a B.  Obviously I was not a B student.  He told me "You always came to class.  You wore your gym suit and you took a shower. And you never gave me a problem." 

My seventh grade art teacher was never so kind.  She knew I had no artistic ability.  She knew her assignments were way beyond anything I could do.  And she never gave me a break.  She assigned us paper mache animals.  We had to use coat hangers, newspaper and wheat paste to create animals.  I was in a panic.  Other students were already molding the shapes of horses and dogs and even fish.  I decided an octopus would be easy.  I took four coat hangers and a ball of newspaper and formed my octopus.  Of course an octopus has eight tentacles and mine only had four.  But I knew I could never mange bending eight arms into place.  My teacher never corrected me until I was finished and we had to present our projects to the class.  When I presented mine she asked "What is that?"  I said an octopus.  She said it has four legs and looks like a camera on a tripod.  I just wanted to crawl under the table and hide.  Another time she assigned us to make mosaics. We had to draw a picture and color it with pieces of construction paper mosaic style.  Once again I was in panic mode.  I could never draw a picture much less color it with pieces of colored paper mosaic style.  I ended up drawing a big head much like the heads on my stick figures.  I gave it a large head of hair that flipped up on the ends.  I was making That Girl which was a current hit TV series back in the those days.  When she was grading the finished project once again I was asked "What is this?"  I said "That Girl".  She told me "That is not any girl I have ever seen."  I have a feeling if my gym teacher had been there he would have understood exactly who it was and why I made it and would have graded me his usual B.

My eighth grade art teacher was the best.  She knew not all of us were talented but she assigned projects we could at least try to work on with some success.  She also taught us about art history.  She taught us about the appreciation of art not just the creation of it.  We were a small rural school.  Going to Baltimore City was a big journey for most people in my home town.  Mrs. Smith, the art teacher took us on a field trip to Baltimore to see The Agony and The Ecstasy, the movie about Michelangelo painting the Sistine Chapel.  I was fascinated with the movie.  I learned about the great artists of the period and got to see their masterpieces.  And this little gay boy also got to see Charlton Heston in a toga  through most of the movie.  I was spellbound.  So there I sat watching every stoke of his hand and every movement of Charlton Heston recreating this great Michelangelo's masterpiece.  We were in the huge and beautiful Mayfair Theater in Baltimore.  Everything about this experience spoke to the little boy from Havre de Grace, Maryland.  Sadly now the Mayfair Theater sits in a shambles in the inner city of Baltimore.  I have taken photos of it on several occasions still remembering the school field trip.

Mayfair Theater, Baltimore 2015I

I made my first visit to Rome in July 2016 fifty years after junior high school art class.  The appreciation for classic art that I learned from Mrs. Smith has remained with me all of these years.  When I travel. I want to experience the food and the art from the location I am visiting.  So Rome as a dream come true.  From the wine, to the pasta, to the Bernini angels I overdosed in Roman culture.  The highlight was on my last day in Rome when I finally go to see the Sistine Chapel and Michelangelo's masterpiece.  The room was crowded.  People were standing shoulder to shoulder with no room to move.  But I didn't mind the crowds.  I was back at the Mayfair Theater and twelve years old again.  I could see how Michelangelo created the scaffolding and climbed to the top of chapel exhausted to finish the finger tip of God touching Adam.  There were signs posted saying no photography.  But there were people snapping cell phone photos all around me.  I didn't want a cell phone photo though.  I wanted a real photo for this special moment.  So I worked my way to the center of the room and lifted my camera up, with no flash, to take my photo.

My photo from the Sistine Chapel - July 2016

I had my moment.  Actually only a second.  I was  tapped on my shoulder by a security guard and was told no photos allowed.  I explained I did not use a flash. He said very abruptly "Turn it off." When he left I turned quickly to sneak a photo of the back wall which had Michelangelo's The Last Judgment.  As I snapped the photo the guard returned and said to me "Turn off NOW."  So I  did.  And I departed the chapel after having a very special moment with the arts.  I can't help but feel my seventh grade art teachers spirit was guiding that guard to me just to harass me once more.  But my eight grade art teacher was there also standing next to me smiling.

My photo of The Last Judgement - July 2016