Thursday, April 9, 2020

Elvis, Memphis, and the Queens of Comedy






Just a quick reference to this blog for when I read it later.  I am on my second week being house bound trying to avoid the corona virus.   Many people have posted online about all of the projects they have completed around their home.  They have posted all of the wonderful meals they have cooked.   Some talk about time bonding with family.  Me?   I have been sitting in my family room daily with the TV playing in the back ground.  I have not bothered to change out of my sweat suits.  My dog is gaining weight from sharing all of my snacks I have been eating while watching the TV.   And I am finding that I am not really hating it.  It's becoming my new norm.  I have travel plans that we cancelled which is minor in the grand scheme of things.   I collect coffee mugs when I travel.  So to entertain  myself I have been having my morning coffee in a different cup each day, and have posted a imaginary travel moment with the cup on Facebook each day.  This morning I used my Memphis Music Hall of Fame coffee cup and traveled to Memphis.   This immediately sparked some memories, both good and bad, from my visit to Memphis.  My movie on  TV is a little boring this afternoon so I decided to write a blog about my memories of the visit to Memphis.

Larry with quarantined beard and Memphis coffee mug
We traveled to Memphis in April of 2018.  This was part of our Music Legends car trip with our friend Gillian from England.   We drove from our home in Baltimore south through the Smokey Mountains and had many fun music related experiences.    To me personally Memphis was the least exciting part of our trip.  To be fair to Memphis though we had spent three days previously in Nashville.  Nashville is a city that is alive all day.  The streets are busy.  The honky tonks have life music playing non stop.  And the streets stay full of tourists.    We were expecting a similar experience in Memphis.   But we arrived to find empty streets and empty honky tonks.  Beale Street, which is Memphis's main entertainment street could not compare to Broadway in Nashville.  In Memphis defence we did not get to spend any evenings in  Memphis as our hotel was about fifty miles south in Tunica, Mississippi.   But our days in Memphis found Beale Street to be almost vacant.

An empty Beale Street in Memphis


Away from Beale Street there was still much to see and do. We spent some time along the water front.   We visited the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid.  That does not sound exciting but it was quite fascinating and well worth visiting.   It sits on the bank of the Mississippi River.  It is huge.   At one time it was a basketball arena.   And it is very impressive.   It contains a hotel, a tropical forest with live alligators, and  a beautiful bar at it peak with a deck over looking the river.



  We spent quite a bit of time exploring the pyramid.   Much of this was spent enjoying the bar and some cool drinks of course.  We had to take the worlds tallest free standing  elevator to reach the bar.  So that gave us one fun fact to add to our list of accomplishments.


World's tallest free standing elevator









Mark and Gillian surrounded by an aquarium at the bar

The bar is located at the top of the elevator.  It has an over sized aquarium filling the area behind the bar.  It was a beautiful place for a drink.
Mark, Gillian and  I on the deck of the Pro Bass Shop Pyramid

Of course if you are in Memphis one of the must see attractions is Graceland, the home of Elvis Presley.   I am a huge fan of Elvis.   I believe Gillian also likes Elvis.   But Mark on the other hand really has not opinion one way or the other on Elvis.   So Graceland was kind of a non event for him. 

Two very excited Elvis fans on the bus to Graceland....and Mark
In the end Mark did enjoy the tour.  But just not on the level that I enjoyed it.  The house was a big tacky, dated and bizarre.   But if you love the legend of Elvis you expect and appreciate this.

Graceland




Elvis Living Room


The TV Room
The Famous Jungle Room 

Elvis's Grave
Memorial to Elvis at Graceland

Of course knowing me I had to take at least one funny selfie in Graceland.   I found the perfect location going down the mirrored stair case into the Jungle Room.





All in all the three of us did have fun touring Graceland. 




On a more somber note there are other historical sites to visit in Memphis that are not laughs and fun.    We  visited the Dr. Martin Luther Kind Jr Memorial at the Lorraine Hotel.   This was not a place for fun selfies or laughs.   It is just one of those places you feel you must visit.   It was very moving and heartbreaking to see the location of the murder of Dr. King.  I am a child of the 60's and have emotional memories that will never leave me from the day of his murder.   Seeing the location and the memorial brought all of those back to mind.   It's a place to think.  A place to show respect.  And a space to feel no shame in shedding a tear.







You can actually walk through the hotel where he stayed.  However the museum was closed the day we were there and I was actually kind of glad about that.  I can not imagine the emotion of walking through that room.   I don't think I could have walked into the room.

Adele Givens , Laura Hayes, Mo'Nique and Sommore - The Queens of Comedy

One of the biggest highlights for Mark and I in Memphis was the chance to see the theater where the video The Queens of Comedy was filmed.   For the uninitiated The Queens of Comedy is a wild irreverent hysterical comedy concert filmed in Memphis.  The comedians on the show were Laura Hayes, Adele Givens, Sommore, and our fellow Baltimore favorite Mo'Nique.   Mark and I own the DVD of the concert.  We have watched it many many times and each time are in tears with laughter.   Gillian had not really heard of The Queens of Comedy so we had to teach her all about it.   When the ladies arrive in Memphis they drive across the Mississippi River on the Hernando de Soto Bridge aka The Big M. As the cross the bridge in their car the raise their hand and shout MemPHIS with the accent on the PHIS.   So when we crossed the bridge Mark and I both yelled MemPHIS.   This was not the only time we yelled MemPhis while in the city.  We yelled at at any given opportunity in the city.   Even from the top of the Pro Bass Shop pyramid.   Just ask Gillian

You must yell MemPHIS when crossing this bridge if you visit, just for Mark and I
We talked with a lady at the Memphis visitors center.  We mentioned our love of The Queens of  Comedy and she laughed.  She asked us "Do you guys really remember that show?  That was a long time ago."   And then Mark quoted some jokes to her and she cracked  up.  She said to us you guys are real fans and then shared a joke she remember from the show also.  Poor Gillian was lost to all of this but she is used to that.  We lose her at least once on every trip and have to explain to her our enthusiasm. 



Finally we found the theater where they filmed the show.  The Orpheum Theater in Memphis.  And once more we yelled out loud MemPHIS.








Mo'Nique we did you proud in Memphis.  We shared your jokes.   We yelled MemPHIS.  We educated Gillian about your show.   You are our home town Baltimore Academy Award Winning Actress.   We are you fans.

Mo'Nique


If you travel to Memphis and you see the Orpheum give a big MemPHIS shout for Mark and I and our girl Mo'Nique.   And if you come to visit us at our house we will play the DVD for you.






One last fun note about Memphis.   If you visit the Hard Rock Cafe you can see Shakira's bra.   If you are a fan it's worth the journey.